Monday, June 25, 2012

S.A.T. Analogies (This is to that as...)

I've always been fascinated with analogies, in particular the ones we explored during those formative years taking our S.A.T.'s.
For example:
Orange is to Fruit as Cucumber is to ________
a. Looney Tunes
b. Flapjacks
c. Nastiness
d. Vegetable

This week I've composed a few analogies based on current events and other things I've come across this past week. Enjoy!

1. Women are to Baby Clothes (See last week's blog)

as Men are to bacon.

2. Eric Holder is to "Fast and Furious"

as Vin Diesel is to "The Pacifier".

3. Fox News is to a liberal

as a fish is to "out of water".

4. Jerry Sandusky is to Penn State

as Aquaman is to The Justice League.

5. PC's are to viruses

as Greece is to rioting.

6. "The Bachelorette" is to reality

as a cardboard box is to a home

7. The Stock Market is to a good investment

as a great white shark is to a good pet.

Have a great week, y'all.

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